I was at a home improvement store, picking up my order which included a patio table. The store clerk asked if someone called me offering assembly. I thought, what the heck did I order?

Then I look at the box.

Are you kidding me? Paying for assembly when it says it’s easy and tools are provided? (Usually tools mean an Allen wrench, so super easy, even for an amateur.)

I wanted to say lady, do you know who I am. But then I remembered that I’m not famous.

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